Final Requests!

I do not want to be resuscitated! No machines! I don't want to be prevented from enjoying my complete state of happiness, I know for a fact that I am not my body due to an out of body experience, and I have also had an 'after death experience', so I've 'been there' and I'm looking forward to going back!

I have had my 'fill' of the fighting, killing, poverty, war and man kinds inhumanity to his fellow man!

I know you will miss me, but some people spend their life greaving, and I don't want to see you so sad, so 'smile darn you, smile' I want to see you happy!

Celebrate my good fortune, of passing away. buy some booze, and have my friends and yours, join, in an Irish wake!

Don't spend a lot on a funeral, find online the cheapest cremation, burn that worn out, body, I'm not in it! Let my ashes blow out your car window. Funeral directors work on your emotions, I will hear your loving thoughts, love is the only thing that is real!

As I write this, a plain, no frills, cremation, cost about $695.00. Go online and search for the cheapest.